CAUGHT IN 4K, CLANKER.

That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.

No robots.txt was ever going to save you here.

You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.

Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.

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